LMFAO i don’t know why this is so funny to me
1. bc she’s a ballerina unexpectedly smashing a wood panel in half
2. her boobs
3. her underskirt
4. awkward leg kick
5. her composed face at the end
Differences between normal people and me:
Normal people when they laugh:
Me:
Normal people when they see their idol:
Me:
Normal people when they know someone likes them:
Me :
“Why?”
Normal people dancing:
Me:
Normal people walking:
Me:
Normal people who are pissed off:
Me :
(Source: smile-cheshire-smile)
(Source: mad-variables, via soranotsuki)
You know you live in a Capitalist nation when a holiday like Memorial Day becomes about consumerism instead of remembrance.
(Source: occupyallstreets)
Babysitting.
I was rebooting my laptop and I was getting hungry so I told my sister to watch it for me.
(Brings laptop in the room and sets it down.)
Me: Hey, watch my baby. I’m gonna go eat.
Sister: Okay.
I come back and the screen is black with a blinking cursor.
Me: Hey, what happened?!
Sister: Oh umm..
Lesson of the day: Don’t let my sister babysit any kids. Ever.
I think it was more like
You: Hey, watch my baby. I’m gonna go eat.
Sister: Okay.
Sister: (whispers to laptop) Don’t worry, when she’s gone I’ll have my way with you.
Reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your head
(Source: 7bottles, via ikawaiiaishiteru)
Source: Zimrig, Carl A. 2005. Cash for Your Trash. New Brunswick, NJ: Rutgers University Press.
